1. Apparently I’m “stupid, worthless, going nowhere in life and I should also lose some weight”

    Oh.

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

  2. I heard this great joke on sims…

    petitexmort:

    Ba harmy putar?

    GLARCH!

    (via sogayforjesus)

    7 months ago  /  76,897 notes

  3. imjustwaytooedgy: I love this so much.  Does anyone else notice that the guy by the lockers is levitating? 

    imjustwaytooedgy:

    I love this so much. 

    Does anyone else notice that the guy by the lockers is levitating? 

    7 months ago  /  15 notes  /  Source: imjustwaytooedgy

  4. ohmydanielle: “I found that in order for you to be happy you have to sacrifice your selfishness and give more than you’ve got because the best things in life come from other people, and sharing your life with your friends and loved ones. I like to think I know what’s real and I like to think doing what you want to do and love makes you happy and it does but what really makes me happy is being able to do the things I love after sharing my life, my love, my friendship with the people that try so hard to get me to share with them what i think or feel. As john mayer puts it “gravity is working against me” and for everyone I’ve been selfish to I’m sorry I didn’t realize until now!” -Zack Merrick

    ohmydanielle:

    “I found that in order for you to be happy you have to sacrifice your selfishness and give more than you’ve got because the best things in life come from other people, and sharing your life with your friends and loved ones. I like to think I know what’s real and I like to think doing what you want to do and love makes you happy and it does but what really makes me happy is being able to do the things I love after sharing my life, my love, my friendship with the people that try so hard to get me to share with them what i think or feel. As john mayer puts it “gravity is working against me” and for everyone I’ve been selfish to I’m sorry I didn’t realize until now!”

    -Zack Merrick

    (via vinnyv3gas)

    8 months ago  /  850 notes  /  Source: ohmydanielle

  5. There is no “U” in awesome.

    xxcoolstorybroxx:

    But there is a ‘me’.

    (via reaganrampage)

    8 months ago  /  115,248 notes  /  Source: frailwordscollapse

  6. highjinx: I will forever reblog this. OH JESUS

    highjinx:

    I will forever reblog this.

    OH JESUS

    (via loverslawstinspace)

    9 months ago  /  151,087 notes  /  Source: andafern

  7. All of my Friday nights. 

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  8. blackframed-glasses: nisashafield: deepblueseasofpapermache: releasethekarkles: fly-little-bluebird: staystrongyouareworthit: wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED. Wait…THAT WAS THE ANSWER?! NOOOOO I FEEL LIKE A DUMBFUCK. IT WAS SUICIDE! WTHH! My whole life is a LIEEEE! I GET IT NOW OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW THAT I KNOW THANK YOU I CAN GO DIE NOW NOOOOOOOOOOO MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE WAS A LIE. NO FUCKING WAY. I FEEL AS IF MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE NOW. AFTER 15 YEARS OF TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY ONE CHCKEN WANTED TO CROSS A ROAD SO BAD I FINALLY GET IT. I FEEL AS IF I’VE AGED A THOUSAND YEARS AND HAVE ALREADY DONE MY PURPOSE IN LIFE.

    blackframed-glasses:

    nisashafield:

    deepblueseasofpapermache:

    releasethekarkles:

    fly-little-bluebird:

    staystrongyouareworthit:

    wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.

    Wait…THAT WAS THE ANSWER?! NOOOOO I FEEL LIKE A DUMBFUCK.

    IT WAS SUICIDE!

    WTHH! My whole life is a LIEEEE!

    I GET IT NOW

    OMG

    MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW THAT I KNOW

    THANK YOU

    I CAN GO DIE NOW

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE WAS A LIE.

    NO FUCKING WAY.

    I FEEL AS IF MY LIFE HAS NO PURPOSE NOW. AFTER 15 YEARS OF TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY ONE CHCKEN WANTED TO CROSS A ROAD SO BAD I FINALLY GET IT. I FEEL AS IF I’VE AGED A THOUSAND YEARS AND HAVE ALREADY DONE MY PURPOSE IN LIFE.

    (via unawarethatyouregone)

    9 months ago  /  96,547 notes  /  Source: phreakattack

  9. alwellyo: youlookprettytoday-wh0re: “First time Daddy sees his 3 week old.”He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold. need to reblog this.  don’t even care what kind of blog i have.  this is magical this is beautiful Forever reblog

    alwellyo:

    youlookprettytoday-wh0re:

    “First time Daddy sees his 3 week old.”
    He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.

    need to reblog this.  don’t even care what kind of blog i have. 

    this is magical

    this is beautiful

    Forever reblog

    9 months ago  /  425,796 notes  /  Source: shewritesaboutyou

  10. Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.
    – Ellen Degeneres (via wtfnene)

    (via reaganrampage)

    9 months ago  /  32,365 notes